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Master the Feline Philosophy of Doing Less (and Getting Away with It).
Have you ever watched a cat stretch luxuriously, settle into a sunbeam, and completely ignore all responsibilities? Congratulations—you’ve witnessed a master of purrcrastination.
In this hilarious guide, your feline instructors—Sophie, the sweet optimist, and George, the snarky realist—reveal the secrets of living life on your own terms. From nap strategies and selective hearing to perfecting the art of ignoring humans, this book is a must-read for anyone looking to embrace the lazy, judgmental, and effortlessly superior attitude of cats.
Inside, you’ll learn:
The science of the perfect nap (because one is never enough)
Why “helping” humans is overrated (and how to avoid it entirely)
The benefits of staring blankly at nothing for hours
How to demand attention—and then refuse it immediately
Warning: This book may cause excessive relaxation, an increase in snack breaks, and a sudden urge to knock things off tables. Proceed with caution.
Perfect for cat lovers, humor enthusiasts, and anyone ready to embrace their inner feline.

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0DZCS9WPS
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (March 3, 2025)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 132 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8312754346
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 9 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches